An American man was seated next to a little Iranian
girl on the airplane, when the stranger turned to her and
said, ' Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if
you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger ' .
The little girl, who had just opened her colouring book,
closed it slowly and said to the stranger:
'What would you like to talk about? '
'Oh, I don't know, ' said the American.
'Since you are Iranian, how about nuclear power? 'And he smiles.
'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic.
But let me ask you a question first'.
'A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass.
Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'
The American, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, Hmmm, I have no idea.?'
To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power... when you don't know shit?!!!'